We proposed one response to the silly viciousness of a media working overtime to create scandal ex nihilo, but we didn’t go nearly far enough. Here are other answers for Mr. Sessions and others: (1) “Tweedledum and Tweedledee Agreed to have a battle; For Tweedledum said Tweedledee Had spoiled his nice new rattle.” (2) “One grey night it happened, Jackie Paper came no more. And Puff that mighty dragon, he ceased his fearless roar.” (3) “Hogamus, Higamus,” no better not. (4) “Willoughby walliby woo, An elephant sat on you.” Yes, singing, that’s the ticket. Imagine the media freak-out when your response to the next faux pompous Russia Treason question is Second Verse, Same as the First.