A call for Reparations for the victims of Gitmo
Here’s what we did to the 20th hijacker, Mohammed Al-Qahtani, at the Guantanamo Bay Gulag, as reported by TIME, via Drudge:
Al-Qahtani’s resilience under pressure in the fall of 2002 led top officials at Gitmo to petition Washington for more muscular “counter resistance strategies.” On Dec. 2, Rumsfeld approved 16 of 19 stronger coercive methods. Now the interrogators could use stress strategies like standing for prolonged periods, isolation for as long as 30 days, removal of clothing, forced shaving of facial hair, playing on “individual phobias” (such as dogs) and “mild, non-injurious physical contact such as grabbing, poking in the chest with the finger and light pushing.”
“Oooooh, I’m so scared, Mr. American GI,” Al-Qahtani is reported to have said. Meanwhile, here’s the abuse his compatriots are suffering on a daily basis. Duncan Hunter reported that while American GI’s get nutritious and instantly-available MRE’s at Gitmo, the prisoners have to wait until mealtimes to get their inhumane rations (via Newsmax):
For Sunday they’re going to be having Orange Glazed Chicken, Fresh Fruit Roupee, Steamed Peas and Mushrooms, Rice Pilaf….
We are outraged at this abuse, and call for Reparations for Gitmo — no human being should ever be subjected to “light pushing” or forced to learn the word “Roupee.” Let’s give ‘em a million bucks apiece. The torture will be that they only get the proceeds after tax!
June 12th, 2005 at 9:06 am
Sadly any Illogical Extrapolations are Possible with the Left.
How about Koran
“Guidelines at Amazon & Leavenworth Next?”
By LARWYN
Just consider the can of worms that has been opened by the U S Department of Defence in giving the Koran an elevated status.
Are all sections of the US Military subject to these rules? Well why not? Why not the Fort Leavenworth Kansas federal prison? Why not all federal prisons? Does anyone out there remember how the attorney in “Miracle on 34th Street” proved the existence of Santa Claus? The United States Post Office recognized and made legal his existence by accepting and then delivering the mail to him.
Has the DOD now proclaimed the Koran a most holy artifact which must be treated with a reverance not applied to the Bible, or any other book of any other religion.
I hope that the Thomas Moore Law Center looks at this and demands the same respect for books of Christian & Jewish teachings, be it the Bibles, or Book of Morman.
Then I hope this expands and the Left, the politically correct crowd has this taken to its ultimate. Amazon and Borders’ workers required to wear “clean” gloves when handling the Koran. All Bookstores will be required to keep Korans away from the desecrating touch of the infidel. Korans must be shipped wrapped and touched only by other true Muslim hands – not those of the “infidel”. And who is printing these things?
Wonder if it matters that “infidels” manufactured the paper and the ink?
I think we are going to have years of fun with this and no-one will be laughing harder than Sec. Donald Rumsfeld General Myers. Well maybe Pat Robertson.
Just need one lawsuit by a Christian or Jewish group to get ball rolling. Heck, ACLU could step in as this certainly seems like promotion of a religion to me.
June 13th, 2005 at 6:38 am
The Horror! The Horror! Gulag Gitmo Stories Contin
I know, I know, you’re saying, “This isn’t the country I grew up in, not one that allows poking in the chest with the finger and light pushing.” And as to the guys who poured water on al-Qahtani’s head, well, hanging’s too good for them.
June 13th, 2005 at 10:16 am
The whole Gitmo abuse controversy is being manufactured with the intent of bringing the detainees under the last bastion of liberal control, the US judiciary. If they can get Gitmo closed down due to abuse and relocated to the US, then the ACLU, Amnesty International, etc. can launch a lawsuit blizzard to protect the detainee’s “rights”.
June 14th, 2005 at 2:44 pm
It just seems all so reminiscent of the (in)famous Spanish Inquisiton skit of Monty Python:
In the early years of the 16th century, to combat the rising tide of religious unorthodoxy, the Pope gave Cardinal Ximinez of Spain leave to move without let or hindrance throughout the land, in a reign of violence, terror and torture that makes a smashing film. This was the Spanish Inquisition… (this transcript is also available with screen shots from the original)
Chapman: Trouble at mill.
Cleveland: Oh no – what kind of trouble?
Chapman: One on’t cross beams gone owt askew on treadle.
Cleveland: Pardon?
Chapman: One on’t cross beams gone owt askew on treadle.
Cleveland: I don’t understand what you’re saying.
Chapman: [slightly irritatedly and with exaggeratedly clear accent] One of the cross beams has gone out askew on the treadle.
Cleveland: Well what on earth does that mean?
Chapman: *I* don’t know – Mr Wentworth just told me to come in here and say that there was trouble at the mill, that’s all – I didn’t expect a kind of Spanish Inquisition.
[JARRING CHORD]
[The door flies open and Cardinal Ximinez of Spain [Palin] enters, flanked by two junior cardinals. Cardinal Biggles [Jones] has goggles pushed over his forehead. Cardinal Fang [Gilliam] is just Cardinal Fang]
Ximinez: NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition! Our chief weapon is surprise…surprise and fear…fear and surprise…. Our two weapons are fear and surprise…and ruthless efficiency…. Our *three* weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency…and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope…. Our *four*…no… *Amongst* our weapons…. Amongst our weaponry…are such elements as fear, surprise…. I’ll come in again.
[The Inquisition exits]
Chapman: I didn’t expect a kind of Spanish Inquisition.
[JARRING CHORD]
[The cardinals burst in]
Ximinez: NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition! Amongst our weaponry are such diverse elements as: fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope, and nice red uniforms – Oh damn!
[To Cardinal Biggles] I can’t say it – you’ll have to say it.
Biggles: What?
Ximinez: You’ll have to say the bit about ‘Our chief weapons are …’
Biggles: [rather horrified]: I couldn’t do that…
[Ximinez bundles the cardinals outside again]
Chapman: I didn’t expect a kind of Spanish Inquisition.
[JARRING CHORD]
[The cardinals enter]
Biggles: Er…. Nobody…um….
Ximinez: Expects…
Biggles: Expects… Nobody expects the…um…the Spanish…um…
Ximinez: Inquisition.
Biggles: I know, I know! Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition. In fact, those who do expect -
Ximinez: Our chief weapons are…
Biggles: Our chief weapons are…um…er…
Ximinez: Surprise…
Biggles: Surprise and –
Ximinez: Okay, stop. Stop. Stop there – stop there. Stop. Phew! Ah! … our chief weapons are surprise…blah blah blah. Cardinal, read the charges.
Fang: You are hereby charged that you did on diverse dates commit heresy against the Holy Church. ‘My old man said follow the–’
Biggles: That’s enough.
[To Cleveland] Now, how do you plead?
Clevelnd: We’re innocent.
Ximinez: Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
[DIABOLICAL LAUGHTER]
Biggles: We’ll soon change your mind about that!
[DIABOLICAL ACTING]
Ximinez: Fear, surprise, and a most ruthless– [controls himself with a supreme effort] Ooooh! Now, Cardinal — the rack!
[Biggles produces a plastic-coated dish-drying rack. Ximinez looks at it and clenches his teeth in an effort not to lose control. He hums heavily to cover his anger]
Ximinez: You….Right! Tie her down.
[Fang and Biggles make a pathetic attempt to tie her on to the drying rack]
Ximinez:Right! How do you plead?
Clevelnd: Innocent.
Ximinez: Ha! Right! Cardinal, give the rack [oh dear] give the rack a turn.
[Biggles stands their awkwardly and shrugs his shoulders]
Biggles: I….
Ximinez: [gritting his teeth] I *know*, I know you can’t. I didn’t want to say anything. I just wanted to try and ignore your crass mistake.
Biggles: I…
Ximinez: It makes it all seem so stupid.
Biggles: Shall I…?
Ximinez: No, just pretend for God’s sake. Ha! Ha! Ha!
[Biggles turns an imaginary handle on the side of the dish-rack]
[Cut to them torturing a dear old lady, Marjorie Wilde]
Ximinez: Now, old woman — you are accused of heresy on three counts — heresy by thought, heresy by word, heresy by deed, and heresy by action — *four* counts. Do you confess?
Wilde: I don’t understand what I’m accused of.
Ximinez: Ha! Then we’ll make you understand! Biggles! Fetch…THE CUSHIONS!
[JARRING CHORD]
[Biggles holds out two ordinary modern household cushions]
Biggles: Here they are, lord.
Ximinez: Now, old lady — you have one last chance. Confess the heinous sin of heresy, reject the works of the ungodly — *two* last chances. And you shall be free — *three* last chances. You have three last chances, the nature of which I have divulged in my previous utterance.
Wilde: I don’t know what you’re talking about.
Ximinez: Right! If that’s the way you want it — Cardinal! Poke her with the soft cushions!
[Biggles carries out this rather pathetic torture]
Ximinez: Confess! Confess! Confess!
Biggles: It doesn’t seem to be hurting her, lord.
Ximinez: Have you got all the stuffing up one end?
Biggles: Yes, lord.
Ximinez [angrily hurling away the cushions]: Hm! She is made of harder stuff! Cardinal Fang! Fetch…THE COMFY CHAIR!
[JARRING CHORD]
[Zoom into Fang's horrified face]
Fang [terrified]: The…Comfy Chair?
[Biggles pushes in a comfy chair -- a really plush one]
Ximinez: So you think you are strong because you can survive the soft cushions. Well, we shall see. Biggles! Put her in the Comfy Chair!
[They roughly push her into the Comfy Chair]
Ximinez [with a cruel leer]: Now — you will stay in the Comfy Chair until lunch time, with only a cup of coffee at eleven. [aside, to Biggles] Is that really all it is?
Biggles: Yes, lord.
Ximinez: I see. I suppose we make it worse by shouting a lot, do we? Confess, woman. Confess! Confess! Confess! Confess
Biggles: I confess!
Ximinez: Not you!