Editor: Judy Miller is not too brite

Bill Keller in E&P:

“It has definitely dawned on her that this is really in jail — it is certainly no summer camp,” Times Executive Editor Bill Keller told E&P Monday. “The food has not agreed with her and we have been trying to impress on her that she needs to eat. We have been hammering that in.”

Hopefully, he’s reminding her to breathe too. However, on second thought, maybe it’s Keller who has the problem. He said:

“My hope would be that [Special Prosecutor Patrick] Fitzgerald would end the investigation and disband the grand jury so she can get out.”

Hey, New York Times, how about something simple and in your control, instead of wishing for actions from a prosecutor: tell her to testify or she’s fired. Let’s see what that does for her appetite.

One Response to “Editor: Judy Miller is not too brite”

  1. Dimsdale Says:

    She probably thought she was going to get the Martha Stewart star treatment!! LOL! “What?! No quiche for breakfast? Where is my hand squeezed mango juice? Oh, how will I ever survive?”

    Wait until she gets a big bull dyke for a roommate! She’ll be singing like a canary!!

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