CNN follies

Yesterday’s CNN radio news at 12:30 eastern called the Senate vote against withdrawal “resounding” but never mentioned the 83 – 16 tally. We’d call 83 -16 “overwhelming,” but that’s just us. In any event, facts are preferable to adjectives; maybe CNN should just stick to the facts.

Today’s morning TV report referred to the Islamic terror group that wanted to attack the Sears Tower a “cult.” The reporter said, “We just don’t know what to make of it,” after saying that the group wanted to behead people. Funny, we figured all that out a few years ago. Let us know when CNN figures out what this “cult” might be and finally figures out what “to make of it.” Oh, wait — we remember now. It’s all George Bush’s fault!

UPDATE

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For even more CNN fun, check out the breathless coverage of Zawahiri’s video eulogy of Zarqawi, “the prince of all martyrs.” You will learn about the fine production values of Al Qaeda videos, and the meaning of Zawahiri’s black turban. Gee, if CNN were around 60 years ago, we could have learned about Hitler’s favorite brand of mustache wax.

4 Responses to “CNN follies”

  1. rainwolf Says:

    CNN, We distort, you decide.

  2. qwerty182764 Says:

    No kidding. I saw that broadcast at work, right after a shamelessly one-sided report on “Global Climate Change”. Most people I’ve heard would rather prefer Fox be shown on the screens, but it’s probably required for “political balance” that we get the Communist News Network.

  3. staghounds Says:

    It’s not for “balance”, CNN installs the telescreens, sorry, televisions free and pays to have itself shown. Then it can tell advertisers, “We’re the sole channel in X airports and Y restaurants with N zillion customers.” More watchers- even unwilling, captive, irritated watchers- means more advertising revenue. Ted turner is a jackass, but he’s not a stupid jackass. Remember where his first fortune originated? Billboards.

    I bought myself a TV-B-GONE and merrily turn CNN off whenever I encounter public tubes. It’s a blast, I never go out without it.

    http://www.tvbgone.com/cfe_tvbg_main.php

  4. spurwing plover Says:

    CNN the Comunist News Network the usial bunch of BS from Big Bad Wolf Blitzer its no wonder they have lost their number 1 spot to FOX NEWS and i no longer even watch the news its all lies

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