An interesting day at the airport

Life in Houston:

A search of the man’s baggage revealed a clock with a 9-volt battery taped to it and a copy of the Quran, the report said. A screener examined the man’s shoes and determined that the “entire soles of both shoes were gutted out.”

No explosive material was detected, the report states. A police officer was summoned and questioned the man, examined his identification, shoes and the clock, then cleared him for travel, according to the report.

A TSA screener disagreed with the officer, saying “the shoes had been tampered with and there were all the components of (a bomb) except the explosive itself,” the report says.

Move along, ladies and gentlemen. Nothing to see here.

2 Responses to “An interesting day at the airport”

  1. Sirglubb Says:

    Bomb making materials and gutted shoes, no problem. But God forbid you try to get some blunt grooming scissors by security.

  2. staghounds Says:

    “I ain’t gettin fired for no racial profilin’!”

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