As we pause briefly between our first performance enhancing drugs this morning — a quart of coffee and a half gallon of Diet Coke — both loaded with a drug considered dangerous by California, we confess we haven’t a clue what all the hubbub regarding steroids is about.

Apparently you can’t play baseball on steroids anymore, though surely you can be a lineman in the NFL. So what exactly and is not forbidden? For example, can you be fired as governor if you’ve used performance enhancing drugs? Are the baseball players who have used steroids now forbidden to run for political office?

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