No news is no news

A story from the alleged news organization Reuters:

Gangs of rioters set fire to cars and garbage trucks in northern Copenhagen on Friday, the sixth night of rioting and vandalism…Scores of cars and several schools have been vandalized or burned in the past week. Police could give no reason, but said that unusually mild weather and the closure of schools for a winter break might have contributed.

“Unusually mild weather and the closure of schools for a winter break might have contributed.” Hmmm. That doesn’t seem as plausible as this explanation. Maybe Reuters should consider a different line of work. They don’t seem to be much interested in the news, after all.

One Response to “No news is no news”

  1. MarkD Says:

    The religion of peace may have contributed as well, but they won’t say that.

    How do they stay in business anyway? Do you pay half price, because they tell half the story?

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