Comments on: One man’s view of small town America http://www.dinocrat.com/archives/2008/04/11/one-mans-view/ Tue, 02 Dec 2008 11:04:35 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.3 By: gs http://www.dinocrat.com/archives/2008/04/11/one-mans-view/#comment-303069 gs Sun, 13 Apr 2008 19:02:23 +0000 http://www.dinocrat.com/archives/2008/04/11/one-mans-view/#comment-303069 There's only one way to settle this. Barack and Hillary should compete in a series of contests that a <a href="http://canyoncountyfair.org/schedule-contests.html" rel="nofollow">typical county fair</a> might feature. The obvious judge? Long-time farmer <a href="http://main.pajamasmedia.com/xpress/victordavishanson/" rel="nofollow">Victor Davis Hanson</a>. Professor Hanson should have discretion to award bonus points for declaiming Hesiod while competing. I trust that Farmer Vic will make allowances for the candidates' limited agricultural experience. For example, if a contestant makes an improper maneuver during the Greased Pig Chase, don't disqualify them from the event. Make them do it over until they get it right. There’s only one way to settle this. Barack and Hillary should compete in a series of contests that a typical county fair might feature.

The obvious judge? Long-time farmer Victor Davis Hanson. Professor Hanson should have discretion to award bonus points for declaiming Hesiod while competing.

I trust that Farmer Vic will make allowances for the candidates’ limited agricultural experience. For example, if a contestant makes an improper maneuver during the Greased Pig Chase, don’t disqualify them from the event. Make them do it over until they get it right.

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